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Our favourite Ho Ho Ho (Chi Minh) jokes

‘Tis the season to be jolly, and while Christmas is a time for celebration, reliving tradition, and spending time with loved ones, let’s face it – what’s Christmas without a healthy serving of corny cracker jokes!

We’ve rounded up 10 of the best festive jokes that are guaranteed to tickle the whole family’s funny bone.

Deck the halls with puns of glory!

What do elves learn at school?

The Elf-abet

Why is The Great British Bake Off like the nativity?

Because the Star is in the Yeast

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

What do reindeer use to decorate their Christmas trees?

Horn-aments!

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

They keep dropping their needles

What do you call Santa’s most impolite reindeer?

RUDE-olph!

Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?

Because their days are numbered!

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

A Christmas Quacker!

Did Rudolph go to school?

No, he was Elf-taught

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

One that’s deep pan, crisp, and even!

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Vietnam, Asia | 15 days
Trip code: 
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Comfort Vietnam Family Holiday

Vietnam, Asia | 15 days
Trip code: 
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You will shout "good morning Vietnam!" as you discover fine beaches, busy markets, idyllic islands and colourful cities on this vibrant Vietnamese family adventure.

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Adventure level: 
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South Africa Teenage Safari

Africa, South Africa | 12 days
Trip code: 
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Families only
Breath taking views - South Africa
An active teen adventure that brings close contact with a Zulu community as well as a chance to see the wildlife of South Africa.

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